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thristan

he's a thristan
by Allah is king November 20, 2023
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I got thristans around here
by Allah is king November 20, 2023
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thristan

I got thristans around here
by Allah is king November 20, 2023
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Thorstan

A person who is very cool and normally has a best friend named kale
by Thorstan November 21, 2023
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thristan

A boy who loves to be with his friends and always jokes around but as soon as you do something wrong he will get mad
Thristan is so funny
by Thristan November 21, 2023
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Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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Thirsty

adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”
Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024
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