Dick Thinker

Someone that thinks about dick.

Trevor: You gotta think like a girl
Colton: So you think about dick?
Trevor: Nooo you gotta think about what a girl really wants
Johnny: Sooo... Dick. *laughs really hard to the point of crying*
Johnny: So you're a dick thinker!
Everyone: DICK THINKER!

by JohnnyBackground January 14, 2008

loud thinker

(adjective) when a person speaks continuously about his next movements or thoughts as they come to his/her mind while doing something like solving Sudoku or playing chess or typing or any damn activity in the whole world, he/ she is said to be a loud thinker.

tis girl i know, is such a loud thinker i could actually make out how she was solving the equation even when i was sitting three benches away from her.

by sunitaaari October 30, 2009

Armchair thinker

pseudo intellectual

Oh! He knows nothing about poverty and disease in Africa. He is an armchair thinker based out of New York.

by Sugzie1 November 23, 2011

Pink think

Pink think is a thought process or action that is usually unique to women.

Putting on make up to go to the gym is a very pink think idea.

by Mamdfm May 5, 2015

critical thinking

The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".

Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.

by Colin the Damaja May 26, 2004

The Thinker 270

A sex position invented by the American Army during the Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the name implies.

She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free hand to fondle the sack of the man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.

This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.

Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's ass?
Joe Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!

by Crunkjesus2 November 6, 2009

big think

When you add stuff together in that big think moment

Jimmy realised that Rachel was cheating on him

*Big Think*

by Mr.BigThink August 31, 2018