Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
Get the Bed Bugsmug. An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010
Get the Bed Browniemug. The nudging or budging of erogenous zones while in a reclined position instigating an erotic or sexual moment.
"After hooking up with Megan we fell asleep and the next morning I woke up with a hard on so I bed budged her while we spooned and we ended up doing it again. After that we took a shower and fucked again. Awesome!"
by JelloShots Irene's Greenpoint September 7, 2013
Get the bed budgemug. code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
Get the going to bedmug. by klebolding May 2, 2020
Get the Bed Warsmug. The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.
by alliraxoxo October 7, 2010
Get the bed dootiesmug. Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.
Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?
(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
by Dewwww March 5, 2019
Get the bed warsmug.