dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

Kiss day

November 12th is national kiss day, the one day you can be at lunch, class, or anywhere else and you can just Kiss or Make Out, it doesn’t matter!No one can yell at you, you can just do it!Have fun!!!😘

Him:Yo!!!!You gonna get suspended for making out with Sarah today!
Me:Ah hell nah! It’s national kiss day!

by Yoyoyo!!!!!🖕❤️ November 11, 2019

kiss a boy

on october 29 it is kiss a boy day. It’s a day that everyone needs to kiss a boy dont matter what sex you are.

(Rick) hey bro, wanna kiss?
(Matt) Yeah sure, it’s october 29 so it is kiss a boy day!
(Rick) after that u can suck me dick
(Matt) ofc bro, #nohomo

by alienbrick October 29, 2019

kissing australia

Oral-rectal gratification. When your partner kisses your rectal sphincter.

I talked my girl into kissing Australia last night, she's a keeper!

by Markevin August 22, 2017

Oconto kiss

The act of pressing buttholes together and sending a fart from one butt to another.

"Big Michael smells weird today"

"That's because he got oconto kissed all night at the bachelor party last night"

by Big Earl two April 19, 2019

kiss chemistry

When a kiss starts out smooth and you both build up equal momentum towards final tongue wrestling.

When we kissed on our first date there was no doubt we had good kiss chemistry.

by PaulyCat May 16, 2017

bristle kiss

When two (or more) toothbrushes are in the same cup and the bristles are touching.

"I'm going away this weekend. I really hope my roommate doesn't let our toothbrushes bristle kiss."

by librarianish August 12, 2019