Testicular triad

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three

Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”

by Weeb.exe1 January 1, 2023

Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023

testiclii

a group of testicles

me and my friends chopped off our balls at my place and now i wake up hungover with a flock of testiclii on my cupboard

by scrotummaster69420 March 20, 2023

Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.

Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.

by korbloc_dragonte March 22, 2023

Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of cracking a man's testicles open like an egg, and then cooking the insides into a dish. Then said dish will be served to the testicle owner.

Josh, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BALLSS?!??!?!?"
Jamal, "I don't know, but here is some ancient eggs for you."
Josh, "Thanks"
Jamal, "TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton"

by r8fkegd9emode83d April 18, 2023

testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry

HOLY TESTICULAR TUESDAY

by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023