dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Banana Split

When a woman gets fucked in the ass by a cock (he lifts her by her ass in a reverse cowgirl, usually) and has her pussy eaten by another woman (or man); the side view of of a beautiful woman's face eating that pussy while a cock is sliding out of the same woman's tight asshole.

Watching Ashley beautiful mouth and nose on Sophie's clit as Tom buttfucked Sophie was too much for me to watch, so I joined them in eating that Banana Split!

by anal clef conducter July 11, 2009

split toofed HO

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.

Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!

by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

[Split yo wig back]

Like when you go to fight someone your going to beat the hell out of them usually referring to there head. {hince "wig"}

Guy 1: hey who the fuck you talkin to like that.

Guy 2: dude if you dont shut the hell up ima come over there and split yo wig back.

by Da Byrd October 16, 2008

Split Pack

In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.

"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"

by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009

Splitstreem

When ones dick has cum residue on there dick hole and when he pisses there piss streem is split into two streems

Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)

by Kybeanhead January 1, 2010