Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 14, 2006

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sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

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stingy ringer

A person who has a stingy arsehole after a particularly heavy bum session. See flamer

OMG you're such a stingy ringer!!

Your Dad likes men, therefore he is a stingy ringer.

by A full on stingy ringer November 28, 2012

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Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

by Mr Confident June 26, 2016

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