simply.hoeless

the worst one piece anitoker and all his moots are dirty fags fuck simply hoeless😂

timmy- have you seen simply.hoeless's new vid
jared- who the FUCK is that loser hes admitting to being hoeless what a bitch 😂

by poppyplaytime193 May 12, 2022

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.

*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!

by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

SIMPlanthropy

A portmanteau of SIMP and philanthropy

A philanthropy movement which is blatantly done for ulterior motives (just like SIMP who's being kind for the sake of getting pussies or penises)

Corporate Social Responsibility?

More like, Corporate's SIMPlanthropy

by Sir. B May 31, 2022

Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States

We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

Simply spiked

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls

Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

simply

Adverb
1. action that is considered to be similar to that of a simp's.

1. Joe simply opened the door for her.
2. Joe simply saved the seat next to him for her.

by coolprosigmamale July 1, 2022