Schubert Syndrome

The syndrome that can only be born with. There is nothing physically wrong with the human, but they're fucking idiots. Very few people like them. To be born with Schubert syndrome, they need to be the second youngest child of a family with 4 children. They have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They're selfish and dick heads.

Man: Hey, does that person have Schubert Syndrome?
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you

by Chaarons May 17, 2021

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 18, 2022

Chaarons

A great lad who gets all the girls and gets great grades at school.

Chaarons is such a lad, he should be in the A class.
That guys is such a chaarons

by Chaarons March 05, 2020

Ayan

fucking cool dude. cricket very good and good maths (what is zero squared again?) very cool person.

hey ayan whats good
not much man, just playing some cricet
nice

by Chaarons May 20, 2021