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Simply spiked 

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls
Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”

Simply hards 

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States
We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend