Simon

a sexy beast? no As we call him the reject to socity when he was born he came out with a vigina but as he hit 13 so became the hidden 1inch penis not knowing what to do he asked a few gay men and they showed the him the RIGHT way he loves so eat giant black dicks and the most akward penis ever his many genecti diseses and loves young fat men biggest recored 17inch dildo depp throat WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER

simon WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER

by mother97897696786 January 4, 2012

Simon

Simon's are usually mad gamers and are often found gaming furiously late in to the night.

Simon! Please get off that computer and go to bed.

by keepingitreal123 October 16, 2018

Simon

That guy who gets made fun of for a big mole on his cheek. He is a suave boy and trys to fit in with the big cunts. He is the superior to any blake in the world.

Oh shit Blake run, Simon is here to bust your balls.

by Professor Suave August 8, 2019

Simon

A person who tried to get laid, but ended up with a man. No one even knows how but it happened.

Person 1: You're being such a Simon right now.
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*

by TKS205 November 5, 2019

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simone Biles

The gymnast alive now that could get more medals than any other male or female gymnast one day, but there's always going to be somebody trying to throw the favorite off course with setbacks, which is why it helps when the favorite stays humble enough not to buy in to everything the media tries to build them up to.

There are forces that will conspire to throw someone like Simone Biles off, as they would with other favorites. People like that dedicate every bit of energy than Olympic athletes dedicate to going for a medal to throwing the game, the race, or the event.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021