shankshat

When you hide a homemade shank up your ass and inadvertently shit it out when it gets forgotten about, thus causing the option of loosing your only prison weapon or toilet diving for the lost tool.

"I've got shit up my arm because I shankshat and I got to do over Larry Longbrow in the showers later" or " I got a perforated bowel because I pushed it up too far and couldn't shankshit it out"

by Anz123 January 28, 2022

sacksnap

Sacksnap occurs when you extend the waistband of your briefs to facilitate the removal of your penis to take a piss. And promptly lose your grip and snap your ballsack while holding your chicken-neck out to piss.

I just can't catch a break. Today was a real sacksnap of a day.

by Timmotron February 2, 2022

Shacked

Getting fucked up or you have been fucked yourself.

You guys trying to get shacked tonight?

That bitch shacked me and took full custody of the kids! I feel so shacked right now...

by Shufflesnuffle April 1, 2022

Shankspeared

When you are shanked in a poetic and Shakespearian fashion

Did you here about Tommy he got shankspeared in a cold dirty cell as his cellmate serenaded him beautiful poetry.

by Jwrules July 7, 2022

Shanksgiving

Celebrating the game of modern golf, one shank at a time.

Every thanksgiving the family goes out to play 18-holes. I like to say "Happy Shanksgiving" to all of the Uncle Jeff's who play once a year at the family tournament.

by topgolf September 13, 2022

Shack Attack

Posting up in a shack crouched or prone hiding from enemy soldiers during combat.

Jimmy let his entire squad get wiped while he pulled a shack attack waiting for the enemy soldier to run through his optic.

by CodCamper September 28, 2022

Shack

To fuck

I totally shacked that guy last night!

by Shacker2233 December 22, 2022