1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1 - KYS YOU FUGLY FREAK
2 - KYS YOU UNGLY FREAK
3- KYS You fugly freak
4- KYS you ugly freak
5 - What even are you
6 - Meh
7 - fuckable
8 - That's pretty good
9- DAMN GRILL
10 - Tastier than choccy milk

Guy 1:You see that Jessica chick what would you rate her on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale),?
Guy 2: Idk probably around a 4
Guy 1: damn ikr she gross
Guy 3: She ain't all bad look at that poppin' booty I bet that's tastier than my choccy milk
Guys 1/2: tru tru

by Meepicus December 17, 2016

g scale

Noun.
A scale that measures the amount of "g" or gayness of a person or action. The g scale has no quantitative units of measure as "g" is a purely subjective measure. On a cartesian grid, higher "g" is up and towards the right. The g scale is most commonly used to compare two items with regards to "g" as in wearing a pink shirt is not as high on the scale as shoveling your walk in a banana sling and flip flops. It is also used to denote a high "g" by stating that something is on the scale.

Dude, that made the g-scale.

That last policy memo from the boss was on the g-scale.

Liberace, Broke Back Mountain, and Senator Larry Craig show progression along the g scale.

by Heptard February 9, 2008

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

Molson Scale

The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.

The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.

by Dansky Kral February 22, 2011

Google scale

See also, google or elgoog

The scale of google.. i guess

by Adam November 5, 2004

Scales

A word used to make fun of someone who picks their face and leaves scabs. Usually heroin addicts. Or any drug addict.

Lmao look at scales over there !

by Xokittyxo93 June 18, 2018

ghey scalerer

A ghey scaler is some one that out of habit will deliver a humorous insult by "producing" a scale. The insulter describes something as being on a scale from one to ten, but rather than giving a number they say "thats pretty ghey" so that when the insult is constructed correctly it goes like this- "on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey ". This insult is commonly used by a complete douche, tool, or supreme jack ass...or maybe they are just cooler than you, whatever the case the topic at hand is usually pretty ghey.

guy one: dude I just spent 3 days strait playing WoW to become a level 70 alliance leader

guy two: wow man, on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey

guy one: your such a ghey scalerer

by mega_madness August 7, 2009