Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.

Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.

by SpongeKnob May 24, 2016

rusty rodger

While having anal sex with a girl, the man pisses up the girls ass.

I was drunk the other night and I had to piss so bad I gave this girl the old Rusty Rodger

by Shiness February 2, 2017

rusty fish-hook

Derogatory sex position: The act of sticking a finger in the butt of a women during doggy sex,reaching for her face and hooking her mouth like a fish. Possibly originating from a man obsessed with fishing.

"I gave it to her from behind and before she could notice, I gave her the old rusty fish-hook..."

by Detective Spencer January 5, 2008

Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.

Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.

by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010

Rusty

A total redneck, A good friend, A reedhead, a boy with a great personality, funny, and an all around good person.

Kathy: You know that boy Rusty?
Alyssa: Yeah, he's a great friend.

by Nikkigirl101 July 2, 2009

Rusty Pearl Necklace

To give someone a pearl necklace (ejaculate onto their chest/decolletage) and then urinate over the top of said necklace.

"Woah I'm so horny, can I give you a rusty pearl necklace?"

by luckyballs69 August 17, 2014

Rusty Trombone

felatio after vaginal sex during menstration.

Yo got my red wings last night and made her play the Rusty Trombone YEAH THE Rusty Trombone

by Big Swol October 4, 2005