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the funniest nigga you will ever meet, he might be mean at certain times but that’s only when you piss him off 😭 finest nigga when he gets a haircut
robert is so funny
by rob the boss October 12, 2019
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Roberto Nevilis

That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.

First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.
by Orchadicus November 22, 2021
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"Eric Roberts Fuck"

adj: To have such passionate sex with your partner that when you have an orgasm, this sound comes out of you that can only be described as an Eric Roberts groan... OOhhhHHH, OOhhhhHH!
Question: How was it with Sheila last night?
Answer: I was so hot that when we finally got at it, It was an "Eric Roberts Fuck", I think I woke up her Momma.
by holdenn August 15, 2007
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range rover

Range Rovers are awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a moron. Clearly they're like 80k for a reason. The reason? They're quality, well-made SUVs.
All the celebrities on MTV's Cribs had Range Rovers.
by heyitspat December 30, 2007
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Robert

This is a guy that will never leave a girl alone that he likes, he acts like a sass queen when he wants her to like him. He's just a creep that chats shit and wonders why things smell.
Oh my god, he's spoke to me again and he's being a creep
Ohhh you mean he's being a Robert
by Rosey18 August 8, 2015
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Emma Roberts

An amazingly talented actress who started her fame in her Nick show, 'Unfabulous.' Who also stars as Madison and Maggie on American Horror Story and Chanel Oberlin on Scream Queens. Also dating Evan Peters, co-star on AHS. Her niece is Julia Roberts, and has famous parents. Also very beautiful, and had much acting talent.
Person 1: Do you know who Emma Roberts is?

Person 2: Obvi! One of the best actresses in the world.

Person 1: True.
by QuinnFabray August 21, 2016
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Robert E. Lee

A confederate general who lost the Civil War. He was a slave owning racist, who, upon the death or Mr. Custis (his wife's father and owner of their inherited land) who had requested his slaves be freed upon his death, ignored those wishes and forced said slaves to work under him for 5 more years.

A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
Southern Hillbilly: "Robert E. Lee was the greatest general of all time."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
by Not A Boot Licker September 16, 2019
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