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peter-pooch

The part of a woman's abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much sex.
OMG...girl...I've tried everything to get abs but Ill never lose this peter-pooch!
by fiftsvn June 3, 2010
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Moncho-ponch

The area of the stomach where an irregular amount of fat is stored. The area is not only carrying too much fat, but the fat is so abnormally differnet shaped that it flows over the pants/shorts etc. to form a sort of front muffin top.
David: Oh man look at the guys stomach! It's flowing out of the bottom of his shirt
Ben:Dude thats gross
David: No, thats a moncho-ponch!
by torpedolover December 29, 2010
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Passion Poncho

A passion poncho is just like a regular poncho. However, it's not used to protect from rain, wind, or whatever else pochos are supposed to do. This poncho is used as a cover so that two people can make love in public underneath it.... If you see a poncho that seems to be moving around on its own, DO NOT look through the arm holes.
Jen: I really want to have sex with you.
Justin: But we are in public!
Jen: Good thing I'm wearing my passion poncho!
Justin: Well then... count me in!!!
by Wciccone69 August 1, 2012
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Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!
by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012
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finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
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Snooch Pooching

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.
"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er
by Pwrz December 9, 2013
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scoozy pooch

A typical blonde bitch skank that everyone at least knows one of. A scamp. Multiple partner skank.
Man, Jennifer Lawrence in the new hunger games movie is such a scoozy pooch.
by lsx7 April 26, 2014
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