Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.
"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"
by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017
Get the forehead parkingmug. A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
by David Valentine January 22, 2011
Get the Parking Vulchermug. (verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.
A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.
by Trubol October 31, 2011
Get the shelf parkmug. Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location
Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.
Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
by K-nudt September 1, 2016
Get the The parking situationmug. Jill tried to drive drunk last night so I park blocked her. She ended up getting pissed at me, then taking a cab. #winning.
by thechicynic April 10, 2015
Get the Park Blockmug. A shithole town with meth and heroine needles galore, great place for the entire family! I love the snow and the amazing drug deale- the great people and amazing views. Thank you kanye
by agog October 24, 2020
Get the Fraizer Parkmug. by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019
Get the Peter Parkedmug.