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myspace

Creepy, pathetic, insecure guys (read: wimps) use this website to stalk girls they're too scared to talk to. All this loser has to do is simply type in her name in MySpace and he would have access to her information and her pictures.

Other uses include:
1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC).
2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).
Loser: *sees girl* Wow, she's pretty. I must know her name but I'm too chicken to walk up to girls and say hello. Maybe one of her friends will shout out her name! Then I can look her up on myspace, get some of her pics, and jack off to them! Boo-hoo...I'm gonna die a virgin.
by CarUS July 29, 2008
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Drunk MySpace

Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication.

To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page.
<Phil> Oh man! I think I drunk myspaced Lily last night, maybe I can go back and delete my comment before she reads it...
<Greg> Yeah, you might want to do that, you were pretty trashed!
by Saint Robby June 11, 2006
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myspacelicious

the picture of half your face is soooo myspacelicious.
by aedge October 28, 2006
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myspace

The website you can become a part of if you wish to be abducted from your house by a freak you thought was your "buddy".
Did you hear that loser got killed?
yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace.
Figures. He was never too bright to begin with
by Slatte December 10, 2006
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myspace

"I can't believe I just spent an entire night on myspace."
by sosodefxxx598 October 10, 2007
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Myspace Emo Kid

Preppy bee-otch who claims their life sucks and posts it on myspace. Pretends to cut, do drugs, etc. Also takes pictures of themselfs with fake piercings while making heart symbols with their hands.
Myspace Emo kid 1: OOHH! MEH LYFE SUX!!! D:
Myspace Emo kid 2: IKR!!! D:
Bro: You cockpocket *hehe*
by 3 compadres May 25, 2009
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myspace

myspace is dead. that's just it.
by piercey77777 December 29, 2010
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