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cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.
by iplaycod367daysayear December 15, 2010
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modern primitive

A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.
On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Muther Fucking amazing ass game. 4.5 out of 5. Sweet campaign, Special Ops side game and multiplayer with that old familiar feel. Continues where CoD 4 left off with some "predictions" of what might happen in the future. Here's the low-down. Start as an American and play for a bit and then you're an undercover Russian shootin all these dumbasses that don't know how to run away and then you get killed and then you find a guy and then you jump in another helicopter and then you dine at Nate's and they blow that up and you're betrayed but not before you play in DC and shoot bad people and then you nuke spaceman and EMP and fight and snipe and stab and Nikolai choppers you out and turns out Americans were all betraying assholes and that's just mean.
Pony 1: HOLY SHIT! JAVELIN GLITCH! Scar stopping power danger close faggot knifers who pitch tents in our spawn and fuck their dogs at the same time!!!!!!!

Pony 2: I know right?

Pony 3: how do you aim and or shoot?

Pony 4: only reason I'm here is to say Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
by .....Unknown..... December 10, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

Essentially a 12 year-old faggot's idea of a good game; was conceived when Infinity Ward saw the massive success of the first Modern Warfare, then watered it down with simpler game-play, stripped all PC support, alienating it's most loyal community, and adding so many new noob friendly perks that playing it almost requires sucking, since it's so easy to spray, spam, and quick-scope that it completely defeats the purpose of playing the game. One could effectively pull the trigger on their controller once every ten seconds and end up with an amazing score.
Douche-bag: Hey guys, let's play Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox LIVE tonight!

Intelligent person: Fuck Modern Warfare 2, and fuck playing first-person shooters on anything but a PC.

Douche-bag: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, dude, and Xbox is the best!

Intelligent person: Modern Warfare 2 is to Call of Duty what Dynasty was for KISS. A shitty sellout.
by Blank the XIth January 2, 2011
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molers

damn that girl is hot...but nothing compared to molers.
by aimers May 3, 2006
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moderation

The trait of lessening love at first sight in severity and intensity, so as not to disrupt the day to day life of another. Also, see sexy.
Pantyless cowgirls will not flee if taken in moderation!
by Ms K January 8, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

A new prototype training program for U.S. Navy SEAL and Army Rangers.
Made in 2009 by Infinity Ward (C) a well known weapons manufacturing company.

This program puts trainees into a virtual reality combat zone.
Trainees learn advanced tactics, such as take down, and kid napping.
There is a wide variety in weapons.
From the AK-47 to the AA-12.

It was designed to give trainees the feeling of combat, without having to put them through combat or war games.
Some Modern Warfare 2 "missions" include assaulting a Soviet air base, assaulting a Soviet Oil Rig, and Sub Base, also battles in Afghanistan, and Brazil.
by that_guy_with_candy January 8, 2010
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