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Mini no returns!

If someone sees a mini, they hit somebody else and say this.
by xdr5t3evq3q April 25, 2025
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Mini games Kid

Younger people in gorilla tag that go around screaming “WANNA PLAY MINI-GAMES?” That usually wear party hats.
There was a mini games kid screaming in the lobby.
by Chalip July 23, 2024
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mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner
I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success
by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024
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Dentsply Mini Implants

Their not just for unicorns anymore.
Balboa was looking for for Dentsply Mini Implants.
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Mini Man United

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.
“Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)
by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023
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mini bros

Something an adult calls a group of younger boys.
Had a group of mini bros over for a barbecue this weekend.
by Unsaidname October 6, 2021
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mini sub

The name of a small turd that roams your bathtub when you fart too hard in the tub and it accidentally comes out.
What took you so long taking a bath?
I had a hard time catching the mini sub that came out when farted in the tub.
by madtube April 22, 2014
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