Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra

EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

Gay midget

Sophia is a gay midget

1: hey

2: Sophia's a gay midget.

by random guy5237346 November 13, 2022

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017

Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate

Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is

by Grandma mo May 13, 2022