Kevin Crammer

The act of anal insertion whilst simultaneously having your finger sucked and finger fucking your partner.

Suzy was having a hard time breathing while she getting a little bit of the ol' Kevin Crammer.

by Kevin "Philip Borruso" September 7, 2008

Kevin Coefficient

The ratio of the utility gained from something to the skill required to gain said utility. If something is easy and useful, it has a high Kevin Coefficient. If something is more useful, but disproportionally more difficult to use, it has a lower Kevin Coefficient.

In video games, things with a high Kevin coefficient are commonly spammed by noobs, who would rather do mediocre with something easy than learn how to win with something harder.

Bob: We've got a frozen pizza in here, or we could make lasagna...

Kevin: Let's make the pizza, It's easy, and relatively good.
(Thus pizza has a higher Kevin Coefficient than lasagna)
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Landon: You're never going to win using nothing but Pikachu down-B and downsmash.

Kevin: But I'll always get second, and it's way easier than learning to time things with a better character.
(Thus, Pikachu has a very high Kevin Coefficient)

by Reizouko June 15, 2009

Kevin

A big fuck bag that cheats on one girl six times yup what a dick

Why is my boyfriend such a Kevin

by 1234 hello March 1, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is the funniest guy in your school! His brown hair can sometimes make people jealous.He gets bullied but doesn’t y’all about it and instead makes jokes about it. He has a crush on someone he hugs a lot but doesn’t admit it. He is also really popular!

Dude! Kevin is my best friend!

by Drama king November 15, 2019

Kevin

Weird and quirky, funny. ridiculously klutzy and stubs his toes a whole HELL of a lot. If you have a friend named Kevin then consider urself a wee bit lucky, they are very introverted and have trouble talking to other people that they aren't already friends with, this makes being their friend a sort of lottery (Albeit a bit easier that the real lottery). thoughtful and think through things before giving their answers...sometimes... other times they blurt shit out without a second thought. personality can shift from friendly to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE day to day or even person to person, but you wont likely see that side of them if they respect and are good friends with you. dont lose them, they love their memes and will want to share them with you whenever they can.

Person 1: Look at the new guy, i bet he's a Kevin
Person 2: How can u tell?
Person 1: Nobody T-Poses like that in the middle of the hall... its obvious.

by DATBOIKEVLAR May 19, 2020

senor kevin

Some hot guy that takes pics with his shirt off and makes videos. I'd hit that. He's 18 or 19

senor kevin
a sex
a douche

by creeper123123123 December 14, 2010

Kevin

A slang word of Australian origin referencing a type of person similar to a bogan
Used usually when refering to an ignorant person, or dickhead sometimes messily dressed or inebriated.

Its origin is bases on the bogan name-choice mythology wich states they are all called Kevin, Sharon/Shazza, Peter, Macca, Pig-pen,Sharleen/Sharlz, Clarky or somesuch.

The Kevin is smiliar to both the bogan and redneck but is not constricted by social class/status or subculture.

"What a Kevin!" says Hortens
"Yeah..." says Louanne "...Kevins ruin it for everybody!"

by Ben C L July 24, 2008