off the hook

To avoid an unwanted situation.

You saved mah cuz today, esse...For that, you OFF THE HOOK an I wont kill u.

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

off da hook

some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun.
~or~
someone who is totally fucked up

1) yo this party is off da hook!
2) yo that girl is off da hook with drugs

by Alex May 24, 2003

captain hook

someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.

"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"

by erik lesley May 24, 2009

evil hook

Awesome curveball

Barry Zito has an evil hook.

by Big2933 June 11, 2006

what the hook gone be?

what's the deal? What's goin down

yo bredren, wut the hook gone be tonite?

by moretto May 13, 2005

Campbell River Hook-up

A full fledged raunchy hook-up, meaning "All the Way!". Often occuring in the back of a dirty pick up truck, or in your little sisters bed. Usually with an LG.

Campbell River Hook-up! HIGH FIVE!

by LG Slayers November 21, 2010

Rusty Hook

When you are having doggy style sex and you stick your index finger into your partners ass, then thrusting your poop stained finger into your partners nose and hooking it at an angle, the pulling back screaming "Whos The Baldwin Now Bitch!!"

"My girlfriend was being a bitch all day. When we got drunk later that night, I stuck my finger in her ass while i was ounding her and pulled a "Rusty Hook" on her! Afterwords to finish eairlyer fight I screamed my victory call, "WHOS THE BALDWIN NOW BITCH!?"

by Flyingpenguin February 7, 2008