Goggle Head

A nickname given to the goggle wearing leader in each season of Digimon.

"Taichi, Daisuke, Takato, and Takuya are all Goggle Heads."

by Jijimon July 26, 2004

ib goggles

Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...

Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"

Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."

by s12 January 18, 2009

to Google yourself

to masturbate

Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)

by M_E November 3, 2008

Goggle

Goggle or Goggle.com is a website that typosquats users from "Google.com". It is known to load spyware and malware on your computer.

N00b: -types in "goggle.com" instead of "google"-
Person: YOU JUST GOT A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER
Computer: -starts having a BSOD-
N00b: -starts crying-

by Psudonym1212 June 22, 2009

Google Lord

The person about whom the first hit is about when a name is entered on Google. Theoretically, this person is the most famous person with that name. Ordinary people like you or me could be a Google Lord, if they have weird enough names.

Mr Smith is much more popular than Mr Ramasudopolous, but Mr R is much more likely to be a Google Lord

"To get to my blog you can just type my name and click I'm feeling lucky, I'm a Google Lord"

by SteveCuri December 13, 2008

Jew-goggles

1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.

1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on

2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again

by Sharmalarma March 17, 2009

small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

by and by April 18, 2009