election

1- A formal and organized choice by vote of a person for a political office or other position.
2- Candidacy for the first term of a political office or other position.

Election refers to the first term.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

Election

A periodic mass ritual legitimising the delegation of popular sovereignty to an empowered few, performed in the name of “democracy” but in reality employed often to consummate its usurpation.

Just as how most students only study for exams rather than for intellectual and spiritual enrichment, most politicians (in a “democracy”) only work for elections rather than serving and leading the people with compassion and vision.

by Humposer February 9, 2023

Electrolytic capacitor

A sick name for 2 or more metal plates separated by an electrolytic liquid. It gives you butterflys (for your ass) when you put it in the wrong polarity, over voltage or extreme heat

Man I shit my pants when that electrolytic capacitor exploded.

by Canigetaaaaaaaa March 15, 2023

election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.

You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election

by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022

elecctron

Very sussy electronicc material that is able to rekt anything electronicc

I'm gohnna use an elecctron to destroy ah military bahse!

by elecctron November 12, 2022

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022

Election

Oh, oops, did I fuck that up for your team? Shit. My bad guys. I keep forgetting that I'm this genius, prerequisite-text writing, archetypal figure, and unrelenting psychic terror and that my words carry a lot of weight around here. Oops... Whoopsy...

Hym "Election? What? No... I couldn't possibly have anything to do with that. I'm being ignored! People don't do the things I tell them to do. So... It couldn't have been me!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023