The Merv Doctrine

Derived from a famous quote by the iconic Merv, speaking on whether he scored on Australia Day:

"Mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. Australia Day is about beers and mates."

The doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the 'turbos' or to vibe out.

Are you cut Fiona left early last night?
Nah, I subscribe to The Merv Doctrine...

by allkindsofsickaye May 18, 2011

The Doctor

When Two Friend have sex with two different women side by side. Finish ( Orgasm) smoke a victory cigarette then swap partners and continue to round 2 of sex side by side.

Friend 1:Last night I became a doctor?
Friend 2:Oh Really!
Friend 1:Yeah me and ( insert friends name) bagged two bitches then switched.

Friend 2: The Doctor!!

by Aspiring Doctor January 16, 2014

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

by Slyk July 22, 2009

The Good Doctor

A person who finger bangs random girls on the dance floor in front of his recently ex-girlfriend. To become a "good doctor" the proprietor of the aforementioned act must do said act in a "surgical" and "professional matter".

The good doctor gave that poor girl a pap smere out on the dance floor.

by The Wrecker November 4, 2007

ass doctor

the act of examining ones ass....with a penis

joel: hey ben, wat do u wanna be when u grow up?

ben: an ass doctor

joel: wow so do i!

ben: jiggy jig, lets have gay sex

joel: ok, only if we do it in zero gravity this time

ben: ok.....im so horny

by saggus August 25, 2006

spin doctor

Drug dealer, particularly speed.

I'm going to see the spin doctor.

by pozcircuitboy September 15, 2004