crotch rocket

1) a sport bike.
2) a male erection.

1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer.
2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 27, 2007

Fire Crotch

The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)

Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!

by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008

crotch loader

One who gives other a handjob.

"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".

by Pooty Applewater April 9, 2007

crotch circle

A mysterious whore who appears out of nowhere, ruins your life, gives you an STD then disappears into the night.

Dude, who was that crotch circle you picked up at the bar last night. And next time where a condom

by Greg McGuire September 24, 2007

crotch hound

A dog the sticks his nose into a person's crotch.

That dog didn't hump my leg because he's a crotch hound!

by karenage November 19, 2007

crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

by rasta21 August 8, 2008

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008