cooter juice

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

cooter

A female that just annoys you without doing anything, just it's presence/ sound of it's voice/ a smile/just anything about her annoys the shit of you.

That girl is def the cooter of the team, can't fucking stand her!

by whitechocolatefatfreepudding March 31, 2009

cooter smoker

A woman of questionable sexual orientation, or
A person being a douche bag

1. "Look at that girl over there, I bet she's a cooter
smoker"

2. "Dude why are you being such a cooter smoker?"

by methaddictsanonymous April 8, 2006

cooter catcher

very painful result from a rope burn in the vaginal region. often followed by hitting a large knot in the rope.

see that mark? it's from my cooter catcher.

by mo&em June 27, 2008

cooterbumper

a lesbian or bi that does girls. must be a girl. aka they bump cooters.

girl:liz does girls.
boy:a cooterbumper?

by Dorathy Oz July 12, 2009

Cooternificent

the description of an excellent vaginal sex

dude, that girl last night was cooternificent

by Suigintou October 1, 2011

Carolina Cooter

a perfectly good cooter, opposite of a bat cave.
a penis's bestest friend forever. aka. BFF

Sydney and Maddy do NOT have carolina cooter, there's are stinky.

by adriana123 July 9, 2009