Kuzco-complex

When a person believes everything revolves around them.

The name of the complex originates from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove", where the main character "Kuzco" is very self absorbed.

Person 1: "So, Omar called me last friday!"
Person 2: "Omg, did he say something about me?"
Person 3: "RAH fam, you have such a Kuzco-complex!!"

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Lend: "Are you talking about me?"
Hater: NO! No one talks about you!
Other hater: Uuugghr YOU have a big kuzco-complex stupid LEND!

by lenglend.com February 24, 2023

:3 complex

The need to be the most uwu and generally :3 person there is no matter the situation. Having an :3 complex means that you have an intense urge to have this personality, but unlike just being :3 always (like your actual main personality) or in appropriate situations behaving like it, a person with an :3 complex will literally do it quite randomly and for no apparent reason other than "its funny" or "im bored" or some other god forsaken event.f

Generally harmless and sometimes funny-ish but when it comes randomly at inappropriate times like in class or when you have a genuine concern it can be annoying.

student 1: "can you come with me and do something fun im really bored today"
student 2: "o-oh ehe~ iunno what to do, uwu nya!"
student 1:"syou have such an :3 complex, blocked"

student 3: "i dont feel like being here anymore, im really depressed and i feel like nobody wants me on this planet anymore"
student 4: "ehe~ im such a cute uwu cat, nya! purr, hehe!"
student 3: "i was contemplating staying on this planet but you are contaminating the air with your :3 complex"

teacher: "ok class turn to page 48 we are reading romeo and juliet"
student 5: "oh nooo nya! i dont wanna do this reading :3 we should all just be uwu, nya!"
student 6: "we are literally in english class stop being such an :3 complex"

by raidenlunari March 4, 2023

Gonga Complex

A complex in which someone believes what they say is always the truth despite putting no thought behind their words

“You hear what Randy was saying last night? He’s such an asshole”
“Yeah, he’s got a gonga complex”

by Sir Quigsley April 8, 2023

Mitski Complex

A woman who realizes she is going through the same hardships her mother has gone through in life and that they have lived similar lives. She realizes she is her mother, and that everything circles back to motherhood and mother nature. This is a spiral during young adulthood and its heavily romanticized. These women listen to Mitski.

“Guys, I think i’m developing a Mitski complex…”

by oseak April 24, 2023

Delhi complex

can be used to define the complex people develop while living in New Delhi, India which let them to believe the city is so good that it tops everything else you can find in a better setting like, more exposure & culture with less population & pollution. Similar to a New York complex (though New York actually has a lot to offer considering the price to pay), they tend to have a toxic relationship with the idea of living in the city & think it’s worth the troubles because at the end of the day “Yeh Dilli Hai Mere Yaar” starts to play in the background of their studio apartment with a bathroom in the kitchen.

Oh, he has been going on about how bad it is to live in Delhi but got mad at me when I told him to find a new city to live in if it’s not worth it, ig he has a Delhi complex.

by zelyel July 27, 2023

Lorax complex

When your friend believes they are actually the lorax

Hey! Is that your friend? The one in the orange fursuit? I think they have a lorax complex!

by RayIsNotHERO.!! June 28, 2023

Mini-van Complex

A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.

See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy

Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."

Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"

by Still Commaster April 13, 2011