selfrighteous cock

A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.

John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."

by iknowsomethings March 13, 2014

Pellet Cock

An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.

Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Windmill Cock

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy

by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

emo cock sucker

When you're cutting yourself while sucking the cock of another guy
I mean, it's self explanatory

Stop being such an emo cock sucker b****!

by Tylard April 17, 2017

Stella Cock

When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.

Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "

Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"

by Braddo May 25, 2017

d cock

the man

hey there goes d cock!

by Sssssssaddkjdsjalkjf4D June 5, 2017

daddy cock

when the cock is just too daddy

alex: how was your night?
ava: gr8 m8, i got hella daddy cock

by shrek lookin ass June 7, 2018