carp

carp - noun - A fish

Bob: The carps... are here.

by Magik November 26, 2004

carpetlicker

a lesbien, bulldike, or just regular dike

wow, look at all the carpet lickers walking around at the zoo.

by Someone March 17, 2005

Magic Carpet Ride

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it

Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank

by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

Magic carpet ride

A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.

Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.

by mexxxican May 28, 2008

carpet bagger

a fucking yank who needs to stay on his own side of the mason dixon line.

You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar

by charlie daniels October 25, 2004

butt carpet

An extreme amount of hair that covers a man (or woman's) ass.

You should have seen the butt carpet on that guy!

by BrendaS June 30, 2006

carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 17, 2006