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Make Bread 

John : i swear im making so much bread at the moment

Mike: make bread no cap
Make Bread by youngmikewillmadeit January 22, 2019

Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.
First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"
Buttered the bread by QF99 April 20, 2020

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.
In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

Boneless bread 

A joke to confused your friend, its actualy just a combination of boneless and bread, bread had no bones witch is fake, its good to confused your friend if they offer you bread
Me: wanna have a bread dash?
Dash: no, i want boneless bread
Me: what?,
Dash: boneless bread!
Me: whats a boneless bread?
Dash: boneless bread, you dont know boneless bread?
Me: wha?, what?,dies of confusion

Let’s Get This Bread 

Let’s Get This Bread is a phrase commonly used to mean “let’s get/make money”, where the “bread” refers to money. The phrase most likely originated in the grocery industry, in which the weekly paychecks are delivered to the stores via the regular bread shipment.
I got a sick new job, let’s get this bread!

butt bread 

The end of the bread that no one wants. Located at the begining and the end of the loaf. The first and last peice.
Greg : "¿I made a sandwich Jessica, do you want it?¿"
Jessica : " Eww...you made it with the butt bread, no thanks!!!"
butt bread by Gezzikita August 21, 2006