french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

Boneless bread

A joke to confused your friend, its actualy just a combination of boneless and bread, bread had no bones witch is fake, its good to confused your friend if they offer you bread

Me: wanna have a bread dash?
Dash: no, i want boneless bread
Me: what?,
Dash: boneless bread!
Me: whats a boneless bread?
Dash: boneless bread, you dont know boneless bread?
Me: wha?, what?,dies of confusion

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker August 20, 2019

Let’s Get This Bread

Let’s Get This Bread is a phrase commonly used to mean “let’s get/make money”, where the “bread” refers to money. The phrase most likely originated in the grocery industry, in which the weekly paychecks are delivered to the stores via the regular bread shipment.

I got a sick new job, let’s get this bread!

by allicrocs January 4, 2019

butt bread

The end of the bread that no one wants. Located at the begining and the end of the loaf. The first and last peice.

Greg : "¿I made a sandwich Jessica, do you want it?¿"
Jessica : " Eww...you made it with the butt bread, no thanks!!!"

by Gezzikita August 21, 2006

rug bread

when lint gathers into one spot on a rug

there is a bunch of rug bread in that corner

by jessica mccorkle November 4, 2004

pizza bread

Bread with spaghetti sauce and melted cheese on top. The best use for leftover spaghetti.

I was sick of spaghetti so I just made some pizza bread.

by imasalamander August 22, 2008

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017