brow blind [idiot]

One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.

Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"

brow blind [idiot] by sudra21 January 29, 2009

number blind 

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

number blind by baker808 January 22, 2010

Gettin' Blind 

when you drink so much lean smoke so much loud & pop so many bars & you're eyes start closing & it's hard to keep them open you're gettin' blind

I'm on that kickstand,loud, & I'm riding on the magic school bus, I'm gettin' blind!

Gettin' Blind by Young Blaze September 8, 2011

ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

ho-blind by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

Boner Blind by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

3 blind mice 

3 naked men wearing blindfolds looking for the pussy.

Those 3 blind mice are looking for the pussy.

3 blind mice by SeleKnight May 17, 2018

three blind musketeers 

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

three blind musketeers by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018