Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

beachead assault

to have sex on the beach rough style

martin had got joanne drunk that evening,in the beachside bar with the intention of ramming her gash, as hed led her down the steps onto the beach he knew he was gong to perform a beachead assault

by shaftus1 January 3, 2011

Beach Haus

a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.

Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.

by Captain Adam01 August 4, 2011

Beachmont

Capital of Revere, Massachusetts

{Beachmont Liquor} {Beachmont Roast Beef} {Beachmont Station} {Short Beachmont} {Beachmont Bus}

by SuperSicilian August 2, 2015

Batch fuck

When you don't fuck your wife for awhile, then you guys have sex like 3 times in a day.

Damn, I should've drank more water if I knew we were going to be batch fucking today.

by Kwaygen December 24, 2015

Beach Fuzz

The left over sand or your body after you leave the beach. It looks a little bit like hair either on your face, legs or arms.

Adam: Whoa, that's a rugged piece on your face there.

Zach: Oh, this isn't a beard, it's just a little Beach Fuzz.

by BroncoholicAnonymous March 29, 2016

Beach chicken

A seagull

Dude, check out the crazy beach chicken

by Jesus, not u February 26, 2017