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automatically boots and barkly

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."
by etilauqa December 5, 2011
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Autopeotomy

To cut one's cock off.
Ken only carried out autopeotomy once... as the unfortunate fellow only had one penis.
by MackTheGun February 8, 2012
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Automin

Defaulting back to minimal activity when at work after the threat of looking bad has left. ie: Your boss leaves their office so you go back to facebook and chatting online with your friends. This could relate to doing things like having a terminal open to look like work when it's really telnet BBS chat.
My boss is on vacation Friday. I'll be automin all day.
by InaraBBS September 14, 2012
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autoflacciphilia

A condition characterized by a sexual attraction to one's own flaccid penis; most often seen in men of Pacific Islander descent.
After his diagnosis of autoflacciphilia, Ne'igalomeatiga found that the only way to maintain a constant level of arousal was a picture of his own flaccid penis.
by Czar Pitta April 2, 2016
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automisia

Self-hatred; self-loathing.
The failure to satisfy our intersocial desires often causes automisia.
by transientanima December 10, 2016
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automatic wet pussy

When you get a girl pussy wet without even touching her
When I looked Jessica into her eye and whispered something naughty into her ear i gave her an automatic wet pussy.
by Jacobcook34211 February 12, 2017
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automotive locksmith

Automotive locksmith is a locksmith service man capable of generating car keys and repairing ignition problems. Such locksmith is also able to fix your vehicle lock mechanisms and simply unlock your vehicle. Usually skills vary from one locksmith to another.
I had to call an automotive locksmith when I managed to lose my car keys.
by EA Locksmith Inc February 17, 2017
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