as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

by Rpg July 24, 2006

Lager Arse

The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.

John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.

Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.

by rudiruu August 8, 2009

Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.

e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"

by Han :) March 25, 2010

Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

by wodawick November 22, 2009

bare arse boxing

the act of sexual intercourse, sex in the missionary position

some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.

by blooter September 24, 2005

rat arse

gettin pissed

im gonna go n get ratarsed

by Hayz September 27, 2003