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The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.
John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think
by CrazyDave April 2, 2007
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The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.
Dave: Hey John, I've got vodka knob
John: Oops, too many beers I think
by CrazyDave April 2, 2007
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