Definitions by rudiruu

Illegitimate Arse Cancer 

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.

Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.

Illegitimate Arse Cancer by rudiruu August 8, 2009

Mink valve 

A females hairy anus or vagina.

She had a filthy mink valve.
I was put off by her mink valve.

Mink valve by rudiruu July 3, 2009