Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.
by rudiruu August 08, 2009
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Mink valve

A females hairy anus or vagina.
She had a filthy mink valve.
I was put off by her mink valve.
by rudiruu July 03, 2009
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