anusing

n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.

Dan received a full-spectrum anusing when his masturbatorium collection was discovered.

by Helium March 18, 2003

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

Anusized

pronounced "anus-eyes-ed": An acute medical condition of the retina, not yet fully understood, and most often resulting in temporary blindness, that is believed to result from staring directly into a bunghole. Situations that may put one at risk of catching this "disease" are being a novice in locker rooms, nude beaches, nudist colonies, or a new proctcologist.

Dad: I want to warn you to be careful Sam. When one of the nudist's bends over at the beach today, be sure to look away. You definitely don't want to get anusized!
Sam: Ok Dad, I'll be careful.

by Perv Johnson November 2, 2010

Anuse

A replacement word for the word "anus" except with a mild touch of ghay.

"My anuse is so hexagonal"
"Wooot?"
"Yus"

by Bigflopper April 18, 2010

Anuses

anus (anuses plural)A person's anus is the hole from which faeces leaves their body Or your arse, bum or but

Those Anuses Where Sexy

by 58J9N June 20, 2012

anused

It has the exact meaning of arsed, meaning bothered.

It comes from the word anus, the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal syn: ARSED, arsehole, asshole. Therefore arsed and anus are the same word,meaning you can used anused as you wuld arsed

e.g.

"I can't be bothered to go out tonight"

"I can't be arsed to go out tonight"

"I can't be ANUSED to go out tonight

by Byron Mashumba May 10, 2006

anusate

Fucntion: Verb
Origin: Olde Woadish

To fecaltate out of context

Anusate? Isnt that Olde Woadish?

by David Chompster March 22, 2003