there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

Avocado Anus

When you dip your balls into her diarrhea filled butthole

I did avocado anus last night with beck, it was perfect.

by Lewdistmaximus March 8, 2019

get the anus

Term used to refer to a situation in which the mistake of one party has yielded a undesired benefit to the another party. Coined after accidental anal surgery was performed on a patient, leaving the patient with a undesired "new" anus but without the originally desired surgical correction.

"You know Marty Benson? City came to chop down his neighbors tree when he complained it was crossing the property line and they cut the wrong one down. Totally fell on his house. Boy did he ever get the anus though. City built him a new house, but he still complains about that damn tree."

by 6809 March 25, 2008

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.

Shut your face anus, Bob.

by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012

Jefferson's Anus

Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.

X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!

by Greene Team July 25, 2011

my anus

the small, virgin opening in my body.(never to be probed)

yo, you aint neva gonna tap my anus.

by barnos October 28, 2003

shit stained anus

Person who uses too much toilet paper!

God Stella, how much paper - You have such a shit stained anus girl!

by Joey February 15, 2005