Skinny claaw

Someone who is 6’4”, 205 lbs, and possesses godly striking built from years upon years of kickboxing experience. His favorite thing to do is clip roidhead bodybuilders on the way in. “Claaw” is how low IQ tren junkies say “clown”.

BJJ “black belt”: I weeu be waiting for Adezhanya... (brain processing)... skinny claaw Adezhanya... (brain continues to buffer) vs Whittekur.

by Shattered heavens October 3, 2020

Skinny tits

Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.

Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!

by Skinnytits6969 March 8, 2020

Skinny

Something I will always desire to be

I scroll through the internet daily and I always see these perfect skinny girls. Why can I be skinny too?

by MathewIsGross October 17, 2021

Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017

skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock

"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."

by justalilguy November 7, 2023

skinny peep

A very courageous yet sensitive and wise musician with a very large dick. Surprisingly.

"We were in bed when he ended up being like skinny peep."

by Skinny Peep November 27, 2018

Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025