wizard

1. A hott guy that is awsome and knows how to start a party and please everyone. Usually very smart, creative and attractive.

2. Jean

DAY ONE
Jose: Where are we going?

Coral: Idk

Priscilla: Were goiong to see the fucking Wizard of Cf dont cha know....

DAY TWO
Reba: Wats Jeans nickname

Priscilla: The Wizard of course

Reba&Priscilla: We fucking Love the Wizard

by VillaPris February 6, 2007

wizard

a "old school" computer user. Usually familiar with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, a beard, and/or an afinity with everything seventies.

Wizards usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.

by Elliot R. January 14, 2008

wizard

some one who can snap their fingers and someone appears.
like ben.

gosh, ben is such a wizard.

by beatris June 11, 2008

wizard

an exclamation of joy at a seemingly impossible task being finally accomplished. also, an exclamation of joy similar to "rad!" or "booya!"

"dude, i finally figured out how to untag myself in those unseemly facebook photos."

"wizard!"

by miss mash October 25, 2009

Wizard Water

A beautiful drink of water and mdma

I went and saw Tron, man we were high off that wizard water

by ThatGuy1111 December 8, 2010

Wizard

Financial term used in the power markets to enable two counterparties who do not have credit to trade. The middle man of the transaction takes on the counterparty risk, nad hence is called the "Wizard". Also know as a "sleeve"

Counterparty 1 -> The Wizard -> Counterparty 2

by A.S October 26, 2007

wizard

A Boss / person in charge / management who sometimes/often makes decisions that seem illogical to the rest of the world. Their decisions often seem magical to subordinates, customers, etc, but often not to other wizards. May be shortened to the wiz, possibly derived from "the wiz kid" or "the wonder kid".

1. My boss wants me to revise version 4 of my memo back to what I had written in version 1.

The wizard down the hall has that project in a vicious cycle of memomorphosis.

2. Management has decreed that absolutely everytime someone enters the building, they have to sign in and out at the front desk, wich is inconvenient for the delivery man.

It takes three times as long to receive deliveries now that the delivery guy has to sign in and out 37 times at the front desk every time he brings in a box... wonder wich wizard though of that.

by Polishsausag September 22, 2007