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Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".
"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."
by defgtyu September 12, 2008
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Uncle Tom

1. An someones uncle who's name is Tom, Thomas or Tommy
2. Racist derogatory term for an African American conservative/republican
1. I took the boat out to my Uncle Toms lakeside cabin last weekend.
2. Some blue haired freak called me an Uncle Tom because I voted for Ron Desantis last month
by SmokeWeedEveryday123 November 27, 2022
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Uncle Jack

A term used by Jews to insult fellow Jews who happen to be members of the Republican Party, or simply have more conservative views.
The Republican Jewish Coaltion are a bunch of Uncle Jacks!
by Theo L. January 3, 2006
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Uncle Charlie

to give/recieve a hand-job over pants/garments. Usually common in heavily populated areas, restaurants, cabs, movies ect.
John: Yo mang! You hook-up with that girl last night?

Arnold: Well the bar was packed so she gave me a quick uncle charlie under the table
by Gus. E April 22, 2009
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Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly
Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser
by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022
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Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
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Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
by htheorem May 16, 2021
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