turd dildo 

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

turd dildo by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

turd fry 

A burnt french fry... usually a darker brown in color and tastes like shit.

Oh, look at that dark brown french fry... that must be a shitty ass TURD FRY, i better not eat it.

turd fry by Awad August 20, 2006

Turd Spelunker 

Derogatory term for those who participate in butt sex.

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.

Turd Spelunker by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009

Turd-Basket 

A person who collects crap on other people behind their backs making themselves look like shit. Often a small punk who has no life or personality trying to make himself look better, but instead is often hated.

Wow, look at this kid running his mouth again.
Yeah, what a turd-Basket.

Turd-Basket by Alessria November 15, 2010

turd warrior 

When a man is in a state of shock,depression,anxiety and his only answer to this feeling is drinking several pints of beer and in this piss drunk state, he executes a finishing move which makes him achieve the legendary status of a 'turd warrior'.

the finisher is as follows; he takes out his cell phone and dials a friend's number and starts whinging like a silly schoolgirl, while he's on the phone, slides down his pants in the middle of the road, under a pale moonlight and shrieks like a toothless hyena while taking a dump standing with bits of turd flying everywhere. finaly when the deed is done, this creature hangs up the phone and proceeds to walk home as though nothing had ever happened, carrying a faint smile in his face.

father saying this to a shocked son who witnessed this horror;

man oh man, that right there son is called 'sad max the turd warrior'.

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hot damn muhfucka look at dat turd warrior..........you dont see this shizzit everyday ma nigga.

turd warrior by BastionBooger619 February 25, 2011

turd barnacle 

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.

I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.

turd barnacle by kynaris June 4, 2011

turd burgler 

One who burgles turds.

"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."

turd burgler by Anonymous July 12, 2003