toricane

A cross between and a tornado and a hurricane. Usually starts over land with tornado-like effects and wind, with copious amounts of precipitation. *Not to be confused with hurrinado, which is the same thing, but starts over water, like a hurricane.

As we looked across the plains, we saw the tornado turn into a toricane with that heavy rains that accompanied it.

by JonMoore October 25, 2008

Toxic Turtle

Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").

John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.

by house rules July 6, 2009

toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.

Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."

by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010

Toxic Taco

A vagina, or taco, that is toxic. Usually ridden with multiple STDs, it's very gross, and is similar to muff cabbage. Also anything from Taco Bell, or Taco Bueno.

Damn! That whore had a really toxic taco!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

topinabee

a tiny town in northern michigan full of interesting people, on the shores of mullett lake. the population is about 500 and includes homeless looking people with few to no teeth that own nice boats and fishing rods. is known as "a small community with a big heart" but if you know the story of the egg man then you know there is no heart at all. topinabee is also home to american chillers author johnathan rand (christopher knight) and the dude who started monster energy. yeah. thats whats up. topinabee is also home to the ever so famous noka cafe that seats about 10 and serves quite delicious breakfast, and the breakers bar and the topinabee market.

person 1: have you ever been to topinabee?
person 2: where the hell is topinabee?
person 1: its a tiny town in northern michigan that you will miss if you blink
person 2: well i probably missed it because i blink a lot.

by nicolepatricia August 17, 2013

Toxic-Adem

A type of diabetes that often causes people to rage and get salty when they die in video games such as Fortnite, Rainbow Six: Siege, Counter-Strike: Global-Offensive. The type of diabetes often causes the person to get sweaty when playing video games and blame everything on others, not himself. People with this problem often cause people to "try to fit in" and act all edgy and pretend like they're the shit. This type of diabetes can also be referred to as, "Toxicplayer Syndrome", "Fatboy syndrome", "Cringe Syndrome", or "Ash-Jager-Main Syndrome".

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that John has a case of Toxic-Adem?
Guy 2: Explains a lot.

by VintageGreen May 17, 2018

Tonico

A Tonico is one of the most unique and rare of of the human species. He’s a geographer and a lover. He’s a kind and compassionate soul. But, above all, he’s a person who wants to make the world a better place - from the immediate world around him to the other end of the earth. If we could all just be a little more Tonico.

This disgraceful crisis would be a whole lot easier if we had more Tonicos.

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018