- The state one gets into when they've done the drug Marijuana.
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed
1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.
2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."
2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."
by Michelleabelle February 14, 2009
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Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.
Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.
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An organisation dedicated to seeking out and removing spectres and spirits from the breakfast table.
by Grandmaster Flash April 12, 2005
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2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
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A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
Charles Wellington IV was late for his important Madison Avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. He could not pass her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.
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When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.
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