7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

Should one player, play out an entire game and not pocket a single one of their own balls (excluding the white and/or eight ball) is concindered to have lost by seven balls. Thus resulting in that competitor having to drop their pants and make his way around the pub minus their own shorts.

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)

(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants

by Australian Pub Pool Commity October 30, 2012

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.

hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.

Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.

by psychedivision October 22, 2019

Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.

Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.

by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020

pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching

pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.

by erwtqw March 21, 2008

Pool Whisperer

The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.

Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.

by mobiledick July 16, 2022