Thanks to you! 

Your in trouble, but it was your friend who caused it. Well, now you can use the phrase, "Thanks To You!".
Look at the conversation below.

(You and your friend got in trouble)
You : Why did you do that?!
Friend : It was just a prank!
You : Well, thanks to you! We're now in detention!
Friend : Well, SORRY!

You guys pranked Mrs. Robinson by putting salt in her water bottle, she was angry, so she sent you both to detention. That was the conversation you guys had while in detention. You're probaly still angry at your friend but it's alright now.
(You can use it in situations like this)

Thanks to you! by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020

Thanks a billion 

IT means that the person is damm thankfull to u.

IF some of ur friend gives u the notes of ur college that u missed so u can say thanks a billion to him.

Thanks a billion by anonymous November 9, 2020

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff 

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.

We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.

Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020

… thanks. 

When you are very irritated, and barely trying to be polite. It's a very choice word

Teacher: Pay attention… thanks.

… thanks. by Marlboro Mallon March 28, 2017

Your Thanks 

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.

"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."

Your Thanks by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

Thanksgiving 

In 1621 A time where puritan pilgrims with pointy black leprechaun hats and Native indian americans joined together to have a feast of food to thank god for the blessings. Nowadays, fattening everyday american food, (like battered god knows what) is eaten to thank Colonel sanders for kfc and cholesterol.

Dude we should totally go to KFC for Thanksgiving!

Please dont take this as an offence/insult americans, this is partly ment to be a joke.

Thanksgiving by geminitwins22 November 26, 2014