teasexual

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.

Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"

by hooschick27 September 21, 2016

Teage

Some sexy English guy everyone wants to date

oh dang, is that Teage? damn he thicc!

by 69slaya November 18, 2020

Taseer

A long-haired entity that is unworthy of high fives

1) Hey did you see that Taseer roaming around yesterday?

2) Don't be a Taseer, you can't get high fives that way

by MEAN-chelle March 26, 2010

Teaspoon Situation

A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.

Dude... It's not as funny this morning as it was last night. Must've been in a teaspoon situation.

by haddietix November 18, 2010

Teaneck

Teaneck is known for its "sides." It includes basically a white and black side. The Black side is from Vote T park and so forth to Bergenfield and Englewood. The White side is from there till the rest of teaneck and so forth to Bogota and such. Teaneck includes not only thugs and gang bangers but many Jewish people. Cedarlane is very much populated by Jewish stores and under the influence people surrounding it.

Yo my nigga in teaneck did you see how many jews were on the black side today?

by bitchassnessssssss August 10, 2008

don't tase me bro

somthing a fag says before a security guard tases the shit out of him

"Don't tase me bro..oh owhoowowowhowowh owww.."

by Ethan Winn October 9, 2007

dont tase me, bro

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along

Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.

by James Louis March 22, 2008