Tearfucked

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.

"Man that movie really tearfucked me."

by Agade January 11, 2009

Poop tears

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

by Ogre man June 12, 2016

Unicorn Tears

A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.

by No Side Effects August 24, 2008

Male tears

The word male tears is slang for semen often the word is found on mugs or cups drunken by feminists

The feminist drunk from the cop that said male tears on it otherwise known as semen

by Ethan wilson February 8, 2018

Teargasum

When someone starts crying uncontrollably; starts crying like crazy

Last night, When i dumped my GF Shelly. Her friend told me that she went home and had a teargasum

by Sweet Loo October 21, 2007

TeAroha

-a rural town in the Thames Valley region of New Zealand

-the tallest peak in the Kaimai-Mamaku Forest Park

-A super awesome chick who enjoys Swedish fish, bearded dragons, and has a slight obsession with stars. She will also kick your ass.

Erin: Te Aroha is really beautiful this time of year. We should go for a hike.

or

Andrew: Dude, did you see TeAroha last night? She was smokin' hot. Especially as she roundhouse kicked me in the head. Best. Night. EVER!

by Los Sweet February 7, 2010

TEArrorist

Armed teabagger

The congresswoman's meet-and-greet was canceled again after threats of gunplay by the local TEArrorist Party.

by Chappaquack January 15, 2011