Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007

sunday stupor

The mental fuzziness you feel on sunday morning caused by the immense amount of substances you consumed the night before.

Dude i'll be in a sunday stupor tomorrow at work if I keep taking strikeouts.

by floridapartyguy February 8, 2010

Red Pepper Sunday

a sunday that is hotter than a bunch of red peppers.
It is usually said by folksy people in a office setting.

Man its a red pepper sunday in here. They should work on the air conditioning.

by Tomohawk July 2, 2009

Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.

John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.

by Cmail08 April 4, 2010

Snake Sunday

Snake Sunday is a holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day. It is in honor of St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of Ireland. Typically it is used as a way of dealing with a hangover from celebrating a "pseudo" St. Patrick's Day which is commonly done by partaking of the great Irish tradition on a Saturday night when the actual holiday is during the work week. Commonly in honor of Snake Sunday, celebrators will exclaim "SNAKE SUNDAY" typically in unison. This cheer usually follows either the question, "What day is it?" some variant thereof, or if someone says "Happy Snake Sunday!"

Ted: "Hey Lance, how you doing today?"

Lance: "Hey Ted, pretty hungover from celebrating St. Patrick's Day last night, but otherwise it's a great Snake Sunday!"

Ted/Lance: "SNAKE SUNDAY!!!"

by Prim3y March 14, 2010

Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

by burning_bush June 15, 2010

The Sundays

The icky annoyed feeling you get on Sunday night thinking about the coming week...

I totally wasted my weekend and now i've got The Sundays

by jkfinch May 10, 2010