An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
Get the Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!mug. the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
Get the not even in a month of sundaysmug. When your girlfriend has given you blue balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Dang girrl, did you have you have to add the extra banana to your blueberry Sunday.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
by Phillip McHunt September 18, 2016
Get the Blueberry Sundaymug. a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.
PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
by Error911 January 24, 2012
Get the Sunday Jackmug. Your Sunday name is the alter ego you take on by day 3 of a festival or weekend of being a complete party goblin. The raw, real (or imaginary at this point), hot mess of an incredible human being you feel like when you’ve released control and given to the good times wholeheartedly.
Friend 1: “Carly isn’t here anymore, Sheila has arrived!”
Friend 2: “What? Who’s Sheila?”
Friend 1: “Oh, that’s just her Sunday name.”
Friend 2: “What? Who’s Sheila?”
Friend 1: “Oh, that’s just her Sunday name.”
by anonymous April 9, 2023
Get the Sunday namemug. An act of shoving a candy bar in the rectum and leaving it in there for three days, after it is half melted inside, you have a guy plunder fuck you in the rectum until his milks inside you, after this step is over; you finally finish it off by making your rectum bleed.
Now you have officially made a hot Fudge Sunday Move, make sure to not do this on a regularly day base, this could lead to internal bleeding.
Use with precaution.
Now you have officially made a hot Fudge Sunday Move, make sure to not do this on a regularly day base, this could lead to internal bleeding.
Use with precaution.
by Resigner March 8, 2011
Get the Hot Fudge Sunday Movemug. by swaggiegod420 February 10, 2014
Get the The Sunday Doublemug.